17 Things I'm Not Allowed to do Anymore by Jenny Offill Illustrated by Nancy Carpenter

This is the impromptu story of a little girl who, for some reason or another, keeps getting behaviors and privileges taken away from her as a result of her mischievous actions.

For some reason or another she is

not allowed to use the stapler anymore
not allowed to use the glue anymore
not allowed to give the gift of cauliflower anymore

and

not allowed to tell sad stories about volcanoes anymore

Schwartz and Wade Books, 2007.